Feb 22, 2012
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Chelsea: “Well I wouldn’t be in maximum security because I’m a celebrity.”Sarah: “But then, there’s no alcohol there so you would get withdrawals and then you would be the first to die.”Chelsea: “I can go without alcohol.”Jen: “What about lemons?  You put lemons in everything, you don’t have lemons in prison.”Chelsea: “Why don’t they have lemons?”Heather: “You don’t get fresh produce in prison.”Chelsea: “They have lemons in prison.  Why wouldn’t they have a lemon?  Why would they hold that against me?  What did I ever do to the citrus family?”

Chelsea: “Well I wouldn’t be in maximum security because I’m a celebrity.”
Sarah: “But then, there’s no alcohol there so you would get withdrawals and then you would be the first to die.”
Chelsea: “I can go without alcohol.”
Jen: “What about lemons?  You put lemons in everything, you don’t have lemons in prison.”
Chelsea: “Why don’t they have lemons?”
Heather: “You don’t get fresh produce in prison.”
Chelsea: “They have lemons in prison.  Why wouldn’t they have a lemon?  Why would they hold that against me?  What did I ever do to the citrus family?”

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